minister

a protestant clergyman

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?

minister by ScottX September 11, 2006

minister

Priest with no sexual urges.

A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won't.

minister by DaMan August 8, 2003

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Minister of Defense 

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

Minister of Defense by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

minister blair 

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.

Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.

minister blair by roofman August 11, 2009

Minister of Death 

One who prays for war.

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

Minister of Death by n00b f00 October 4, 2005

minister of cuddles 

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

minister of cuddles by the cannoli April 19, 2013