a protestant clergyman
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?
by ScottX September 11, 2006
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Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.
by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008
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A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.
Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"
by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009
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The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.
Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.
by roofman August 11, 2009
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One who prays for war.
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
by n00b f00 October 04, 2005
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