Someone who has had a sex change, goes on Trisha to talk about it, then gets their windows smashed through and wonders how everyone knows they didnt always have a d1ck/breasts.

omfg, my nextdoor neighbours had her windows put through. something baad musta happened when she went on This Morning.
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Vicar Parry by Feee. February 22, 2009

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vicar's handshake

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.

Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

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vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

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Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"

"lol"

Vicar Candy by Young Sween January 25, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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