My girlfriend's dad is a vicar.
by Vivyan Basterd February 23, 2005
Get the vicarmug. by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007
Get the vicarmug. that which is experienced vicariously.
by Chrome Toaster January 23, 2009
Get the vicaritymug. CJ: I can't believe you pulled a vicars last night.
Parris: Yeah i don't know what i was thinking sucking a dick to get a ride.
Parris: Yeah i don't know what i was thinking sucking a dick to get a ride.
by blizard29 May 8, 2009
Get the Vicarsmug. “insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”
by Agarter June 2, 2019
Get the vicar’s portionmug. To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
Get the throttle the vicarmug. engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage
Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet
by flobberdobber July 7, 2006
Get the sing to the vicarmug.