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velvetiscake 

the best streamer. extremely funny. likes teeth.
Did you watch velvetiscake's stream last night?
velvetiscake by flyingfishh_ January 30, 2021

velvetine rub 

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.
Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.
velvetine rub by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

Vegetised 

Son: I got hit by a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
Mom: So you got vegetised, your disowned.
Vegetised by Antoncheese May 6, 2020

Iron Velvetleaf 

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'
<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..

velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.
She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.
velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.
Velveteen Muff by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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