Velvetise

To make week at the knees, with beautiful hot creamy goodness.

Gemma: "What will we do for valentines?"
Kyle: "I'm going to velvetise you baby."

by BeepingMum3 February 9, 2022

velvetiscake

the best streamer. extremely funny. likes teeth.

Did you watch velvetiscake's stream last night?

by flyingfishh_ January 30, 2021

velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

Vegetised

Someone who has been crippled.

Son: I got hit by a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
Mom: So you got vegetised, your disowned.

by Antoncheese May 6, 2020

Iron Velvetleaf

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'

<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..

by bling(confessionsofaking) July 21, 2010

velveteen rub

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.

She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.

by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.

That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.

by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007