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Vegetised 

Son: I got hit by a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
Mom: So you got vegetised, your disowned.
Vegetised by Antoncheese May 6, 2020
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Verb.

Being in the enhanced state of nothingness, comatose, bedridden by the use of substances.

A useless fuck who basically does nothing with their life but lay in a state of vegetation.
Dave Waters continues day after day to do nothing but lay at home vegatized.
Vegatized by Mo Ron October 3, 2020

vegetated 

High on marijuana. You are so high that your mental abilities are impaired, but not like a retard. You are on the way to becoming the plant you have been enjoying. You are conscious in the way a plant is conscious.
He sat there in the corner in a highly vegetated on the green leaf.
vegetated by realjohnson88 July 5, 2017

vegetaed 

to express excitement in the presence of food or sexual arousal; to splooge (dirty)
No joke...I think I just vegetaed a bit when I saw that girl.
vegetaed by Ldawgswag July 24, 2011

Vegetated 

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable
"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"
Vegetated by MrReadingAcademy July 1, 2015
A person that lives in Las vegas that has let it get the best of them
That girl has been vegatized.
Vegatized by delisher June 7, 2005

vegetasenp4i 

Sick player in the world, hardstuck gold !
Vegetasenp4i has been in this elo for a while!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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