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Vawiso by TheVawiso August 9, 2023
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Vagisolated 

1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.

2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!

2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
Vagisolated by Shho13 May 25, 2015
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Vagisoft 

Something that is almost as soft as the womb of a marshmallow mermaid, and is leaps and bounds softer than Baby Spice's bottom.
My girlfriend's hair is vagisoft.
Vagisoft by lil' rabbit December 14, 2011
Hey look it’s a vamisomo
Vamisomo by Joogla1 December 2, 2022

Vagisodium 

The amount of salt found in a woman's vagina, typically dependent on her mood or recent experiences.
Stacey has been extremely irritable lately. Her vagisodium level must be through the roof.
Vagisodium by Dytkrjb January 21, 2017
a very underrated mcyt fanpage on tiktok! with around 205 followers at the moment, who deserves alot more love than they get.
valisoz is super cool
valisoz by robinholz October 31, 2021
Beautiful, incredible, impressive and smart but weirdo.
Narcissistic issues.
Valisoa doesn't need an example to describe herself. She is.
valisoa by Labrune November 21, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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