Narcissistic

A rare disorder that a person can obtain at birth or as they grow up. It can be passed down from generation to generation if not treated immediately at a young age.

Symptoms include not giving a shit about anyone else but yourself, selfishness, conceited, arrogant, self-centered behavior, and tends to talk highly about themselves.

Side effects may include loss of friends, family, marriage, and support from others.

The only cure for this disorder is a can of ass whupping. If problem still exists, double up on the ass whupping.
Eric is one Narcissistic son of a bitch!

We get why Eric is in love with himself, he is Narcissistic positive.

The only way for this Narcissistic bastard to find love is to clone himself, or fuck his male cousin, who is also Narcissistic positive.
by VAG916 April 20, 2018
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Having a huge interest in oneself's appearence.
1): I'm a very sexy man!~

2): Nobody can be as beautiful as me!

3): I'm too fabulous for my own good~

(The Word Being Defined In A Sentence)

1): John, you're way too narcissistic!

2): I already knew Brittney was a self-absorbed, narcissistic, conceited, bitch.
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Some shit your mother didn't tell you that you were growing up.
No my darling, you're not narcissistic, you're selfless and only think of others.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018
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Dude, Your as Narcissistic as Justin Bieber is. Chill.
by xPhogx December 01, 2010
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someone who is very self reliant and self-centered, while also is commonly self-obsessed and has a very large ego.
Chip has such a large ego and thinks he is so much better than everyone else. he is so narcissistic sometimes!
by Kaychi-Wolfie January 07, 2015
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Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018
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Yes, the reason people are treated poorly in the workplace is that they're narcissistic and deserve it. That's why I took every opportunity to berate that cripple, publicly in front of anyone who would listen.
Hym "Yeah, you rendering your life more tolerable at the expense of others is evidence THEIR moral failures and not yours. Which makes you a hypocrite. Because you're actively trying to prevent my life from being made more tolerable at the expense of a worthless cripple and the narcissistic whore that fucked it."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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