Varlet 

A Shakespearean insult that is defined by the character of Thersites in the comedic tragedy, Troilus and Cressida, as a "masculine whore" (5.1.17).

In other words, this is a 17th Century term for a manslut.

Thersites: Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not from thy talk. Thou art said to be Achilles' male varlet.

Patroclus: Male varlet, you rogue! What's that?

Thersites: Why, his masculine whore.

(Troilus and Cressida, Act 5 Scene 1, lines 13-17)

Varlet by MoonlitG February 10, 2013

varlet 

1. An attendant or servant.
2. A knight's page.
3. A rascal; a knave.

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou !

varlet by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Variety Splash 

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

Variety Splash by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Varley

(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.

Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!

Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020

Rusty Valet 

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

Rusty Valet by Calopolus October 4, 2010

garden variety 

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

garden variety by Laird December 8, 2003

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.

"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"

nigger valet by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006