garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Enron

an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.
Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.
Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 09, 2003
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queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy
by laird April 07, 2005
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Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)
don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)
by laird April 07, 2005
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