Laird's definitions

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)

don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)

by laird April 7, 2005

keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 9, 2003

Minihan Meadows

The Roughest Ghetto In The Whole West Side (Vallejo Ca.)

don't go there...you will die...big mike and lil drew live there

by Laird April 7, 2005

Whoremosexual

A Mix Between A Whore, and a Homo Sexual...

Gay Hooker: want a good time?
Gay Guy: Sure!!


GAY!!

by laird April 7, 2005

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 9, 2003

DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.

My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.

by Laird December 9, 2003