15 definitions by Laird

garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 9, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by Laird April 7, 2005

DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.

My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.

by Laird December 9, 2003

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

by Laird December 9, 2003