Laird's definitions

garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 8, 2003

Do Not Call List

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

by Laird December 9, 2003

DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.

My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.

by Laird December 9, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 7, 2005

keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 9, 2003

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Minihan Meadows

The roughest ghetto in the whole West Side (Vallejo)

don't even go there...seriously...(lil drew and big mike live there)

by laird April 7, 2005