Variety 

A meaningless label that radio stations use to tell their listeners that there's a little bit of rock on the station.

Radio: "We give TRUE variety! And now for Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' followed by Nickelback's 'Rockstar'"

Variety by Lucio Soph October 19, 2010

Variety 

the quality or state of being different or diverse; the absence of uniformity, sameness, or monotony.

"it's the variety that makes my job so enjoyable"

Variety by Larry lawfish May 30, 2024

variety 

Lots of things that are different and seperate from eachother.

person 1: the variety of the videos this guy has is insane
person 2: ikr

variety by baconroblox August 10, 2024

Variety Splash 

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

Variety Splash by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Variety Muffins 

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

Variety Muffins by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

variety workshop 

The 1Vdub is the best fucking band in the Tampa Bay area! Evan jumps off the stage into the crowd & starts moshin'while Robbie spits crazy quick lyrics while rockin' the guitar against Ryan's funkie style on the bass that unites with Brian on the drums. It's always an energy driven show with the 1Vdub & their fans!

If you can't jam with heart & passion, STEP AWAY FROM THE STAGE.

variety workshop by goofiegirl April 18, 2004

Variety Pack 

1. noun. The term used to describe a pack of cigarettes containing many different brands of cigarettes. The pack, through trading or mixing, has at least 3 different kinds of cigarettes, allowing the owner many choices.

"Can I bum a grit off you?"
"Sure, I got 3 Camel Lights, 1 Marb Red, 2 Winstons, 1 Virginia slim, a Camel Strait, 5 Parliaments, and 3 USA Golds. Which one?"
"I'll take the Slim, and that's one hell of a variety pack you got there."

Variety Pack by Biff Justice March 22, 2006