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Valetirian 

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person
"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"
Valetirian by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023
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Valetirian 

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Valetirian by Iceskape January 5, 2023

Vagetarian 

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Valerian 

Valerian is the strongest and most effective herb used for sleep help.
But can also be used threw the day for anxiety and stress relief as it has a similar but weaker effect than Xanax.
Mom: Timmy what are you eating?
Timmy: Your Valerian pills.
Mom: How many did you take?
Timmy: 3
Mom: Timmy you're going to fucking die!!!
Valerian by Janasat November 17, 2022

Valerian 

A Valerian is a super cute boy, one who is literally the best to you and you could never ask for someone better, someone with great combat knowledge and would die to protect you. A Valerian is a good purple boi
Yo that dude is such a Valerian
Thats an eggplant
At least it looks like Valerian
Valerian by InkyGoil July 25, 2018

vageterian 

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.
Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.
vageterian by Parker January 27, 2004

Valerian 

Also known as Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, it is considered by many to be the best science-fiction movie ever created.
Have you seen Valerian yet? It's so good!
Valerian by THEB3ST November 10, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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