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Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.
I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.
Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

Vagiphobia 

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015

vapephobia 

Scared of vapes or hates people vaping or just hates them in general. And if so you may have vapephobia
Guy: do you want a hit of my vape?

You: say "no" and you have a feeling that you want to smash it.

And that is called vapephobia

vagophobia 

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls
Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

Vaflaphobia 

The fear of waffles (how)
Haha you have vaflaphobia
Vaflaphobia by Kay1510 November 30, 2022

valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.
Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.

Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.