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valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.
Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.

Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.
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valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who hate mint chocolate ice cream, don't revise, are homophobic, don't sleep, are bad "discord moderators" and are huge distractions.
Zebs and Megan are massively valophobic.
valophobic by Zebslovesmegs June 4, 2023

vagophobia 

One who is scared of touching or seeing a vagina, can also be related to the fear of girls
Some grl offered nick a blowjob but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
vagophobia by nick sucks May 12, 2008

valphobic 

someone who is scared or do not like a person named val.
carly is valphobic it hurts.
valphobic by renessme katrisalyn January 3, 2021

Velophobia 

The intense hatred or fear of cyclists
This road raging motorist is suffering from a bad case of velophobia... I might slash his tyres.
Velophobia by velophobe October 1, 2015

Valyphobia 

The fear of the legendary Valyx. God at everything that involves shooting and dominates the competition on the battlefield. According to research, 90% of people on earth suffer from Valyphobia.
People who game are known to have Valyphobia.
Valyphobia by Valyx July 15, 2019

vamphobic 

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”
Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat
vamphobic by GenosCyborg October 4, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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