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vagaphobia

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.
"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"
by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008
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veganphobia

Something a crazy vegan woman also known as Thatveganteacher made up.
John: I'm going to go enjoy McDonald's with my family.
ThatVeganTeacher: EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG STOP OR YOUR GOING TO HELL CHANGE YOUR RELIGION
John: Shut the fuck up
ThatVeganTeacher: VEGANPHOBIC VEGANPHOBIA IS WRONG STOP EATING ANIMALS
by TheNamesNebula November 27, 2020
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veganphobia

Another useless term that exists solely for Vegans to portray themselves as victims, in order to garner unwarranted, unearned societal power over meat-eaters, who just want to be left alone by the insufferable moral-busybodies.

The current political discourse involves portraying yourself as the victim while demonising your opposition BAMN, hence the new trend of incorrectly adding the suffix "Phobia," At the end of any word that describes any group of people that seek change.
HanSoylo: I was at my Vegan protest earlier and the carnivores just laughed at me as I derided them for being murderers, it's so unfair.
BenSoylo: Did you tell them about the cow farts?

HanSoylo: Yes, of course. They laughed at me. :'(
BenSoylo: We need a term to describe these people and give us undue power at the same time... But what?
Both Soy Boys: "VEGANPHOBIA,"

HanSoylo: It is THE only thing that makes sense and it is trendy too, we'll show those veganphobes not to mess with us.
BenSoylo: I'll get Veganphobia trending on Twitter, pass me my phone.
BobSoylo: I'd love to, SoyBen but I don't have the strength.
BenSoylo: Yeah, me either. I think perhaps our bodies suffer from veganphobia too.
by Starbug 1 January 1, 2020
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Veganphobia

When you are against That Vegan Teacher.

A term used by Ms. Kadie (That Vegan Teacher).
Someone: "I don't want to be vegan"
Ms. Kadie: "Stop being a veganphobic, animal-bullying meathead. Veganphobia is like racism and sexism, it is wrong!"
by ihfsdihaoifd August 13, 2021
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Vanphobia

Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.
I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.
by N0T_ November 11, 2019
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vaginaphobia

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
by Jack Creith August 15, 2005
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veganphobia

Someone who is scared of or hates vegans, especially ThatVeganTeacher
Thanks Ms. Kadie, you want to make more people vegan but you're giving them veganphobia instead.
by anonymous April 21, 2021
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