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veganphobia 

Something a crazy vegan woman also known as Thatveganteacher made up.
John: I'm going to go enjoy McDonald's with my family.
ThatVeganTeacher: EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG STOP OR YOUR GOING TO HELL CHANGE YOUR RELIGION
John: Shut the fuck up
ThatVeganTeacher: VEGANPHOBIC VEGANPHOBIA IS WRONG STOP EATING ANIMALS
veganphobia by TheNamesNebula November 27, 2020

veganphobia 

Another useless term that exists solely for Vegans to portray themselves as victims, in order to garner unwarranted, unearned societal power over meat-eaters, who just want to be left alone by the insufferable moral-busybodies.

The current political discourse involves portraying yourself as the victim while demonising your opposition BAMN, hence the new trend of incorrectly adding the suffix "Phobia," At the end of any word that describes any group of people that seek change.
HanSoylo: I was at my Vegan protest earlier and the carnivores just laughed at me as I derided them for being murderers, it's so unfair.
BenSoylo: Did you tell them about the cow farts?

HanSoylo: Yes, of course. They laughed at me. :'(
BenSoylo: We need a term to describe these people and give us undue power at the same time... But what?
Both Soy Boys: "VEGANPHOBIA,"

HanSoylo: It is THE only thing that makes sense and it is trendy too, we'll show those veganphobes not to mess with us.
BenSoylo: I'll get Veganphobia trending on Twitter, pass me my phone.
BobSoylo: I'd love to, SoyBen but I don't have the strength.
BenSoylo: Yeah, me either. I think perhaps our bodies suffer from veganphobia too.
veganphobia by Starbug 1 January 1, 2020

Veganphobia 

When you are against That Vegan Teacher.

A term used by Ms. Kadie (That Vegan Teacher).
Someone: "I don't want to be vegan"
Ms. Kadie: "Stop being a veganphobic, animal-bullying meathead. Veganphobia is like racism and sexism, it is wrong!"
Veganphobia by ihfsdihaoifd August 13, 2021
Vanphobia is the fear of white vans. no, not the shoes.
I can’t go near that white van, I have Vanphobia.
Vanphobia by N0T_ November 11, 2019

vaginaphobia 

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005

veganphobia 

Someone who is scared of or hates vegans, especially ThatVeganTeacher
Thanks Ms. Kadie, you want to make more people vegan but you're giving them veganphobia instead.
veganphobia by anonymous April 21, 2021