cianophobic

the rational disdain of people who work fruit and veg, use swipe type, people wholeheartedly believe that there is 4 chuggas to a choo choo, and people fond of the nickname ‘rizztopher columbus’. however, this phobia is often rare to occur as cian’s can be known to be rather welcoming to and fond of those with blue hair.
Terry The Train: Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga CHOO CHOO!

Megan: Honestly… moments like these make me cianophobic
by zebsandmegs4ever June 18, 2023
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valophobic

The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.
Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.

Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.
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double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level
Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.
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aedanophobic

the rational revulsion of and towards people who willingly continue to own maid dresses, who cannot successfully play rocket league, who sell kitchens, and people who cannot escape the ‘pick meallegations
Cian: Have you heard… The Kitchen shop trains their salesmen on how to be pick me’s?

Megan: Really? The Kitchen shop are contributing to being aedanophobic? Amazing!!!
by zebsandmegs4ever June 17, 2023
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