Vaflaphobia 

The fear of waffles (how)

Haha you have vaflaphobia

Vaflaphobia by Kay1510 November 30, 2022

vagaphobia 

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.

"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"

vagaphobia by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008

Valyphobia 

The fear of the legendary Valyx. God at everything that involves shooting and dominates the competition on the battlefield. According to research, 90% of people on earth suffer from Valyphobia.

People who game are known to have Valyphobia.

Valyphobia by Valyx July 15, 2019

vantaphobia 

Is the phobia to vantablack, the darkest color ever.
Someone may feel uncomfortable or even scared towards the existance of this level of darkness.

Gaby has vantaphobia, she even rejected Ramir's present to her, despite the fact that he is her boyfriend and the gift is a lamborghini. Just because it's vantablack!

vantaphobia by Buttnakedgirl May 28, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008