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The area between a woman's breasts that a male uses to pleasure his giggle stick.
"Yo Jenny, your vagoob is hanging out"
Vagoob by Dr. Blowjobs September 11, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A "warm and inviting" term / euphemism for vagina.

Created by Rayne of "Least I Could Do".
You are a giant vagoo.
Mmmm... vagoo.
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
Related Words
Can I stick it in your vagooba now
Vagooba by V. A. G. O. O. B. A. February 24, 2019
the short form of "vagina toot" a term that describes a queef. A vagoot or queef is an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart or vagina toot
During coitus the girl let out a loud vagoot from her vagina.
Pronunciation: 'Vaj-noob'
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
(While in the bedroom)

Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!
Vagnoob by vaginaldisch4rge June 29, 2009

Vagobond 

One without clear means of income who is both honest and moving from place to place.

Vago from the Spanish for lazy
Vago from the Italian for not clear
Vago from the French for on the way
Bond meaning a tie, an honest word, or a contract
Bond meaning a debt instrument
Bond meaning something that binds a person or persons to a certain circumstance or line of behavior

Vagobond - one who is both lazy and honorable, without clear motives, constantly moving, probably in debt, and bound to that way of life .
The vagobond only hopped trains when he didn't have money for a ticket.
Vagobond by R.W. Jackson July 8, 2010
When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.
"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."
Vagjob by ttoptommy July 4, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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