Vagoober
A synonym for a vagina, or used as slang or in the hood you'll hear the squad roll up calling you a vagoober.
Vagoober by VagooberPolice December 25, 2015
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Vagoober
Noun: a carrier of such traits as a total fucking tease, sex noob, or general lack of sexual knowledge
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"
Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"
Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"
Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"
Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
Vagoober by The Colorado Panda June 29, 2011
Vagooter
Vagooter by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020
Vajoober
"Hey billeh come over here and wertch some nascar" "Sorry rick i cant" "Why not?" "Cuz imma be fuckin my sister right in tha Vajoober!"
Vajoober by TeenThoughts September 14, 2015
Penus Vagoover
The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.
Penus Vagoover by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017
Vagooper
When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.
Vagooper by SocalCwood September 15, 2009
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