Vagjob

When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.

"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."

by ttoptommy July 02, 2012

Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

by ttoptommy July 03, 2012