Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

by ttoptommy July 05, 2012

Vagjob

When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.

"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."

by ttoptommy July 04, 2012