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Vagjob

When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.
"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."
by ttoptommy July 4, 2012
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Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.
"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."
by ttoptommy July 5, 2012
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