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ttoptommy's definitions
Vagjob
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When you
have sex
with a girl and she doesn't cum it
doesn't count
as sex so is known as a vagjob.
"Dude, did you
have sex
with her last
last night
?"
"No, I wasn't
on form
so just got a vagjob."
by
ttoptommy
July 4, 2012
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Penistat
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A penis
which can be used to accurately
measure
temperature
.
"
Is it
cold today?"
"
Let me go
outside
and check my penistat."
by
ttoptommy
July 5, 2012
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