Vagnoob 

Pronunciation: 'Vaj-noob'
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.

(While in the bedroom)

Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!

Vagnoob by vaginaldisch4rge June 29, 2009

Vagooba 

Another word for Vagina.

“Can I stick it in your vagooba now”

Vagooba by V. A. G. O. O. B. A. February 24, 2019

Vagoob 

The area between a woman's breasts that a male uses to pleasure his giggle stick.

"Yo Jenny, your vagoob is hanging out"

Vagoob by Dr. Blowjobs September 11, 2009

vagooba 

Vaginal herpes

Bro, I heard that bitch has the vagooba.

vagooba by vagooba February 28, 2016

Vagoober 

A synonym for a vagina, or used as slang or in the hood you'll hear the squad roll up calling you a vagoober.

"Dude that chics got a tight ass Vagoober "
"I'll holla at that"

Vagoober by VagooberPolice December 25, 2015

Vagnooger

Main Entry: vag•noog•er

Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\

Function: noun

Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866

Date: 21st century

Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.

Definition:

1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus

Ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.

Sample Sentence:

Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.

Vagnooger by SlaughterbeckK January 23, 2011

Vagoober 

Noun: a carrier of such traits as a total fucking tease, sex noob, or general lack of sexual knowledge
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"

Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"

Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"

He is vagoobers girl, little dick, big ego.

Vagoober by The Colorado Panda June 29, 2011