Pronunciation: 'Vaj-noob'
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
A Vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the vagina, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
(While in the bedroom)
Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!
Boy: Wowzers! I didn't know it looked like this :D
Girl: Eugh, get away from me! I didnt know you were such a Vagnoob!
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A synonym for a vagina, or used as slang or in the hood you'll hear the squad roll up calling you a vagoober.
by VagooberPolice December 25, 2015
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Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\
Function: noun
Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866
Date: 21st century
Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.
Definition:
1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus
Pronunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\
Function: noun
Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866
Date: 21st century
Variant of Vagnooger: Vagnoogie.
Definition:
1: a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital canal with wet or dried nasal mucus
Ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.
Sample Sentence:
Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
Sample Sentence:
Ex 1 Sample Sentence: Honey, I have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
by SlaughterbeckK January 23, 2011
Get the Vagnooger mug.Noun: a carrier of such traits as a total fucking tease, sex noob, or general lack of sexual knowledge
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"
Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"
Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"
Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"
Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
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