Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vagirony

Observation by a female comedian of a situation that is strange and funny in an unexpected way.

With her keen sense of vagirony, Sarah Silverman was able to tell a story about her nasty yellow discharge that made her endearing to an even larger number of horny men.

by DrKam September 26, 2013

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagiron

A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.

Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.

by Eldrich July 23, 2018

vagironing

The precise art of cunnilingus inititiated by placing the tip of the nose on the anus with an elongated tounge and proceeding in one firm and defined motion moving the face until reaching the pubic mound ironing out the creases

I introduced vagironing to my girlfriend on the weekend

by Braphy August 2, 2014