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A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.
Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.
Vagiron by Eldrich July 23, 2018
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Vaginonomics 

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.
The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.
Vaginonomics by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009
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Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.
"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"
Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.
Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."
Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagirony 

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.
Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.
Vagirony by tkast68 January 10, 2012
Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.
Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.
Vagrond by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003
Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.
Vagrond shot him dead.
Vagrond by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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