Vaginiest
Vaginiest by ShindaShinigami August 4, 2013
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vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
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Vaginiest • vaginist • vaginista • Vaginesteine • Vaginester • vaginestine • vaginisthmus • Vaginistic • vaginastew • vaginasty
vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
Vaginismus
Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
vaginesque
Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.
Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012
Vaginester
Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
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