vaginesque 

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina

Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.

vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese 

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

Vaginese by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.

Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!

Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

vaginese  

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

vaginese by Siththa G January 19, 2008

Vaginese 

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

Vaginese by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011