VALIJO

A magical tequila that gives the feeling of being at a Mexican Beach, your feet in the sand and the warm water of the ocean brining you to the most relaxing getaway ever wished for - in every sip!

VALIJO, cannot be duplicated, but many wish they had this magical tequila in their hands. The tequila's Sweet Agave and smooth finish has everyone feeling like it has magic powers!

#DRINKVALIJO

It was a VALIJO trip!

Talk about the VALIJO experience.

Tequila that tastes G.O.O.D.

Why drink tequila if it's not VALIJO!

by WhynotTequila November 23, 2021

ya valio verga

Used in Northern Mexico/South Texas
Definition: 1.)When something is no longer worth a fuck. 2.)When something becomes out of hand, and uncontrollable. 3.)When something no longer goes as planned.

Gilberto: We just ran out of beer
Jose: Ya valio verga

by Anaracle July 30, 2014

valjon

In the Albanian language it means the waves of the sea. Valjon one of a kind guy hot, and sexy body no one can resist

valjon means waves of the sea

by Albanianm March 8, 2011

Galinha Do Valio

how Portuguese people in Toronto say KFC
translates to, "chicken from the old guy"

"Eh Kevin anda comer galinha do valio"

by Gary Arruda June 24, 2008

Valio Madre

Everthing's ruined

My parents arrived unexpectedly. Ya valio madre!

by Guerita1 April 14, 2009

Valajob

The act of a woman recieving 5 dicks at once. 1. The mouth. 2. The ass. 3. The vagina. 4/5. Both hands.

Guy 1. So how was your night.
Guy 2. It was great man, me and the guys gave this bitch a ValaJob.
Guy 1. Nice

by bonerslapper 91 November 7, 2011

valinor

See David Barham.

The light in the darkness. Oftenly associated with the title 'Lord'. There are seven variations.

Also an island from Tolkie's 'The Silmarillion'.

Lord Valinor is my hero.

by Barham January 16, 2005