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A magical tequila that gives the feeling of being at a Mexican Beach, your feet in the sand and the warm water of the ocean brining you to the most relaxing getaway ever wished for - in every sip!

VALIJO, cannot be duplicated, but many wish they had this magical tequila in their hands. The tequila's Sweet Agave and smooth finish has everyone feeling like it has magic powers!

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It was a VALIJO trip!

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Tequila that tastes G.O.O.D.

Why drink tequila if it's not VALIJO!
VALIJO by WhynotTequila November 23, 2021
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ya valio verga 

Used in Northern Mexico/South Texas
Definition: 1.)When something is no longer worth a fuck. 2.)When something becomes out of hand, and uncontrollable. 3.)When something no longer goes as planned.
Gilberto: We just ran out of beer
Jose: Ya valio verga
ya valio verga by Anaracle July 30, 2014
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In the Albanian language it means the waves of the sea. Valjon one of a kind guy hot, and sexy body no one can resist
valjon means waves of the sea
valjon by Albanianm March 8, 2011

Galinha Do Valio 

how Portuguese people in Toronto say KFC
translates to, "chicken from the old guy"
"Eh Kevin anda comer galinha do valio"
Galinha Do Valio by Gary Arruda June 24, 2008

Valio Madre 

My parents arrived unexpectedly. Ya valio madre!
Valio Madre by Guerita1 April 14, 2009
The act of a woman recieving 5 dicks at once. 1. The mouth. 2. The ass. 3. The vagina. 4/5. Both hands.
Guy 1. So how was your night.
Guy 2. It was great man, me and the guys gave this bitch a ValaJob.
Guy 1. Nice
Valajob by bonerslapper 91 November 7, 2011
See David Barham.

The light in the darkness. Oftenly associated with the title 'Lord'. There are seven variations.

Also an island from Tolkie's 'The Silmarillion'.
Lord Valinor is my hero.
valinor by Barham January 16, 2005
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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