Urtification

Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant

ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.

Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!

Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash

Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!

by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012