purtification 

The act of using the word “pur” to describe a situation. Typically in a good way to uplift women and other individuals.

“You are worthy of some purtification” “ puurr”
“Stop using soo much purtification for me it’s annoying”

purtification by Ndknsgjd June 14, 2021

Civilized Pussification

The theory to suppress and feminize a society into a bunch of whining and highly offended pussies. Mainly effected are men who are confused on how it is to be an man. The goal is to pussify the masses so they are easily controlled

1.Civilized Pussification is making the United States weak and a laughing stock of the world.

2.Civilized Pussification causes men to whine, watch Glee, Brunch and pander to women.

Civilized Pussification by VIGOROUS JONESY February 19, 2015

pussification 

pussification(noun): the state in which a society becomes less and less tough. This noun's originator is the famous comedian George Carlin.

"We are undergoing a pussification of our entire society."

pussification by Nathan June 23, 2003

Pussification 

Taken from a George Carlin bit, referring to the reversal of roles and attitudes specifically of the American male due to being overly "politically correct."

Using soft language and avoiding confrontation and critisizm has resulted in the complete pussification of the american youth, as manifested by "emo", and "cyberbullying"

Pussification by blatantly honest December 17, 2009

Urtification 

Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant

ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.

Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!

Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash

Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!

Urtification by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

pubification 

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes

Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.

pubification by dr poon February 9, 2009