The first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs.
My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension
by Group935 August 3, 2017
A legend at Travian. He doesn't take anyones shit and many people respect and hate him at the same time. The haters are just jealous because they can not be him.
Ascension has a massive army
Ascension just ripped the shit out of an entire alliance himself
by Heldenhammer February 24, 2010
When you feel like you are about to shit yourself or lose your shit, but neither is happening. You are about to become god.
“Damn after that tab you gave me last night, I felt like I was gonna shit the bed, but I experienced ascension into the 7th dimension and moon walked through the 12 dimensions of funk. I’m omniscient and shit nigga.”
by The true most ascended March 9, 2020
(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 30, 2020
Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension
" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "
by power_metal September 15, 2008
A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.
"Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?"

"haahaa sucks for them!"
by imcoolerdanyou November 22, 2013
An erection that is holy.
When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
by Shmonor May 21, 2008