The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.

I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.

uncummed by mv8652 December 21, 2012

uncumberbatchable

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.

Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.

uncumberbatchable by MBobbie March 31, 2018

Urumangwafi

Africaans slang

Urumangwafi: a term used to describe a dirty smelly pussy in a derogatory way.

Hey jy! Jou ma se Urumangwafi stink.

Or your nothers Urumangwafi smells good enough to eat

Urumangwafi by Poenerhoes March 19, 2020

Urmumgae

A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

Urmumgae by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026