uncumfordable 

When you are unable to sit up straight with too much Cum in your Bum, but cant afford to get it out.

uncumfordable; sally could not afford to sit down at the dinner table, because she had too much cum in her uterus

uncumfordable by un·cum·afford·able July 19, 2014

uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".

After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.

uncomfortable high by jumpin jabronie October 3, 2013

uncomfortable silence 

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.

from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

uncomfortable silence by MNCkos August 26, 2012

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today 

Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.

*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today by maxweber27 October 7, 2021

uncumfortable 

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)

Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.

uncumfortable by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007

someplace very uncomfortable 

the back of a Volkswagon.

someplace very uncomfortable by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. :] because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

Uncomfortable cow by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008