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Uncummable

When you're trying to make someone cum and you're doing everything that you can and using every trick in the book and they just can't/won't cum
I went down on a chick for two fucking hours and she just didn't cum.

She's "Uncummable"
Uncummable by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017
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uncummable

Unable to cum, or having difficulty ejaculating from genital stimulation
"Behold the uncummable cock! Wait your turn in line, one ticket gets you three tries! No one's ever succeeded!"
uncummable by Joyboy203 July 9, 2021

Uncummable

When you are not able to cum during intercourse
Man I’m swear I’m uncummable these days
Uncummable by J Swisher ❄️ October 27, 2021

Uncummable

Nickname for a person who can pump forever.
OMG! He is Ali Gorkem Yalcin aka Mr Uncummable.
Uncummable by Veysi August 11, 2022

Uncuckable 

Blind people.
Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.
Uncuckable by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

unsgummable 

Litteraly: Subtle, difficult to detect, sneaky.
Often used with sarcasm - "easy to detect", "evident", touchless"

From the Venetian verb "sgammar", litteraly "to find someone out" and "un" negative.
If someone is doing something wrong hoping to be unseen but you and maybe others notice it, you say loud "unsgammable"

If you approach a girl with a bottle of Jägermeister is not unsgummable that you want her drunk.

If you come home 5 a.m. slamming the door and puking everywhere your drunkness is definetely sgummable!
unsgummable by FMUAB09 November 14, 2009

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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