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uncumfortable 

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)
Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.
uncumfortable by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007
Words you can keep

uncumfortable 

The unsettling knowledge that somewhere, somebody has masturbated to or will masturbate to something you're viewing.
I saw that weird Fetischpro video, and it made me uncumfortable.

Uncumfortable 

When you are unable to cum, usually because of some thing or person
"Damn bro those clothes are makin me uncumfortable, you should take them off."
Uncumfortable by ArezOrthodox March 19, 2023

unbomfortable 

The way Bloods say "uncomfortable". Please refer to bicken back bein bool
Mrs Baker , watching her neighbor walking in front of her home "Ricky Henry, take your ass home. "

Ricky Henry aka Grimace "Mrs Baker, shut your ass up. don't call me Ricky Henry, call me Grimace, this my muthafucking neighborhood, all my little homies hanging out today. You making me feel unbomfortable."
unbomfortable by MrFlexx January 10, 2016

uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".
After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.

uncomfartable 

The feeling you get when you eat too much chili
Man, that feeling in my stomach is making me feel uncomfartable
uncomfartable by friedrice183 January 13, 2017

uncomfortable silence 

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.
from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
uncomfortable silence by MNCkos August 26, 2012
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