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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021
To insert or update. If the item does not exist, add or insert it; if the item already exists, then update it with new information.
I upserted the word "upsert" into Urban Dictionary.
upsert by J. Lin April 2, 2008
The pairing between Hailey Upton (Tracy Spiridakos) and Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) from the NBC's TV Show, Chicago PD. It's one of the most popular ships from the show even if the characters haven't even share a kiss.
What is your OTP?
Upstead, they should get married
Upstead by Indigocloud July 13, 2020

Ulster Bus

1.A box shaped shit excuse of a vehicle with the devils advocate behind the wheel thinking how hard it's life is while also wishing to run down the handicapt.

2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.

3.Being ripped of.
Man 1:The 212 smelt of shit!
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.

oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
Ulster Bus by KevinMul&Johnny February 8, 2010

pull an upstream 

Also known as "pull an upstream".
Used when referred to an organization or individual abruptly leaving without letting the public know, causing confusion, anger, and tons of lost data.
This referred to "Upstream Sea", a person who ran a Minecraft hosting company called SlothHost, which he left to die out.
Guy 1: Did you see that Tomas disappeared?
Guy 2: Dang, I never knew he'd pull an upstream.
pull an upstream by slothpw February 25, 2021

upsetero 

The heteros are upsetero
lmao apparently it's gay to have emotions now, the heteros are upsetero
upsetero by Untrustful March 3, 2021