Upseterosexual
A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021