Upfart

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

Unfart

The act of cleaning a room to cover a lingering stinky fart.

After the BBQ I could not stop farting, Now the whole living room smells like ass. I need to unfart this room before my girlfriend gets here.

by Turd McStink July 18, 2013

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

unfartunate

A situation that really stinks.

Unfartunately: adverb

Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morning.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006

unfarted

originally used as a alternate name to a game with a similar title . or the literal meaning, but not to sure how that would work ...... lol. could mean holding in a fart

yo dude shut up bout da smell i unfarted

by boonking July 6, 2011

unfartable

A time when it is rude or untimely to fart yet one has to.

He was on a date with a hot chick and knew if he farted he would ruin it, so he decided it was an unfartable time.

by Jonathan David Sterling December 25, 2010

uptarted

Taking sluttiness to the next level.

Misha thought she was at the peak of slut culture with her fake fur, fishnets, and platforms, until Brittany uptarted her with a "slam it" tramp stamp tattoo across her lower back.

by Author Guy January 29, 2005