Definitions by Schultzy235

Upfart 

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

Upfart by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

Runks 

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

Runks by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

Tomorrowos 

Shit that carries into the next day. Rick: Hey Derek I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco. Derek: I already have them, check your taco twice bucko!

Rick: Hey Scott I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco.

Scott: I already have them, check your taco twice Buck-o!

Tomorrowos by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

Masturbat 

A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.

Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?

Masturbat by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009