Upfart

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

by Schultzy235 July 03, 2009

Masturbat

A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.

Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?

by Schultzy235 July 03, 2009

Tomorrowos

Shit that carries into the next day. Rick: Hey Derek I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco. Derek: I already have them, check your taco twice bucko!

Rick: Hey Scott I'm gonna have the tomorrowos after I eat that taco.

Scott: I already have them, check your taco twice Buck-o!

by Schultzy235 July 03, 2009

Runks

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

by Schultzy235 July 03, 2009