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Unfarted 

An old fart named Sully kidnaps a kid named Nate because he tried to steal his girl's jewelry, forcing him to join his gang and breaking up with his girlfriend. Throughout the years, they have to solve the mystery of Sully's gas issues, and to uncover the secrets behind it all. If the two along with friends can beat the bad guys and end the gastric problems, while avoiding and defeating all seven of Sully's crazy exes, then they will be the Unfarted. This is a bootleg name of an actual videogame franchise started on the Playstation 3. Google will probably give you better results than anyone on this website could.
Guy: Hey, did you get the new Uncharted game on the Playstation 4?
Girl: No, it's Unfarted?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: Nevermind, you wouldn't get it.
Unfarted by Gbunny81 July 8, 2022
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When you build a pillow fort and your mom makes you take it down. :(
Mom: Take that pillow fort down now!
Me: Oh no(pause) I've been Unforted
Unforted by NickBigDick24/7 March 2, 2017

unfatted 

When a previously overweight person is released from the grip of their high calorie addiction and begins to consume healthy food and starts exercising.
"do you remember Janice?" "oh yeah fat Jan I remember that bitch!" "well she has completely changed she started running all the time and eating salads and shit, she became completely unfatted"
unfatted by Patstiche August 12, 2014
Someone who is inexplicably bad at any game or any sort.

Will always die in the most embarrassing ways as they are "fated" to it.
"Dude do you really want to play with micheal? He's Unfated"
Unfated by TurnipTaxes July 17, 2025
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026