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umstroke
What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
umstroke by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022
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Umster • ulster fry • Ulster • ulster scots • Ulsterman • Upster • Udster7 • ugster • Ulster bank • Ulster Bus
Ulster Bus
1.A box shaped shit excuse of a vehicle with the devils advocate behind the wheel thinking how hard it's life is while also wishing to run down the handicapt.
2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.
3.Being ripped of.
2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.
3.Being ripped of.
Man 1:The 212 smelt of shit!
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.
oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.
oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
Ulster Bus by KevinMul&Johnny February 8, 2010
ulster fry
The Ulster fry consists of 2 sausages,2 bacon,2 slices of potato bread 2 soda bread and an egg....some people also cook tomatoes with it....similar to the full English only much tastier...and certainly not inferior as previously described.
ulster fry by pentio September 5, 2006
ulster fry
probably one of the most delicious dishes ever to be created,the ulster fry is like manna from heaven.sunday morning is the best time to enjoy one of these greasy,high cholesterol wonders.a chief fry will usually contain
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.
to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast
1 half soda farl
1 tatie bread
2 sausages
2 bacon
1 tomato,fresh
1 fried egg with a runny yolk
to drink, a tin of tennents you found in your pocket from saturday(the previous) night.failing that tea or juice will do fine.
after you have eaten,a most enjoyable activity to participate in is smoking a fat joint.
to note this is far superior to the full english breakfast
me:"here ma make us a ulster fry there"
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."
ma:"no probs son,but theres no sodas"
me:"shite.toast then..."
ulster fry by Kunstable January 18, 2007
Ulster fry
One of Ulster's (Northern Ireland)most famous dishes embracing the best of local produce - bacon, sausages, eggs and breads. Primarily a breakfast dish but popular at any time of day with a few additions like chops, steak, kidneys, liver, tomatoes and mushrooms.
What makes the Ulster fry distinctive from any other fry-up is the addition of farls, potato cakes and usually a scotch pancake, therefore much more emphasis on carbohydrates.
A typical fry for one person will consist of:
2 sausages
2 bacon rashers
2 slices black or white pudding
1/2 farl and/or soda bread
potato cake
scotch pancake
1-2 large eggs
It will often be accompanied by toast too.......... just in case the fry-eater should feel a little peckish!
When she ordered her cooked breakfast, Ruth was amazed at the amount of bread products on her plate! This was her first encounter with the famous Ulster fry!
Ulster fry by w00fdawg October 31, 2005
usterday
( wife ) : You didnt tell me you were going out w/ the guys tonight.
( husband ) : yes i did i told you usterday
( husband ) : yes i did i told you usterday
usterday by dellbeatey June 29, 2010
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