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spizo

Contraction of the phrase "I suppose so", a half-hearted agreement. Common in the Llanelli area, and used in both Welsh and in English.
"Are you coming to the pub tonight?"

"Spizo."
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.
"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.
by w00fdawg September 1, 2005
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Cunt Club

A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.
"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
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Ulster fry

One of Ulster's (Northern Ireland)most famous dishes embracing the best of local produce - bacon, sausages, eggs and breads. Primarily a breakfast dish but popular at any time of day with a few additions like chops, steak, kidneys, liver, tomatoes and mushrooms.

What makes the Ulster fry distinctive from any other fry-up is the addition of farls, potato cakes and usually a scotch pancake, therefore much more emphasis on carbohydrates.

A typical fry for one person will consist of:
2 sausages
2 bacon rashers
2 slices black or white pudding
1/2 farl and/or soda bread
potato cake
scotch pancake
1-2 large eggs

It will often be accompanied by toast too.......... just in case the fry-eater should feel a little peckish!
When she ordered her cooked breakfast, Ruth was amazed at the amount of bread products on her plate! This was her first encounter with the famous Ulster fry!
by w00fdawg October 31, 2005
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lovebite

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.
Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.
by w00fdawg October 8, 2005
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Figgy

To pretend to ignore the comments from individual/s in chat room, (iggy) but still be reading them. In other words, to fake iggy.
"She says she has him on iggy, but she can't stand not to read his comments. She is nothing but a figgying liar"
by w00fdawg September 1, 2005
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bevvies

More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.
I'm going down the boozer tonight to meet my mates and sink a few bevvies!
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
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