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ultrasecret cool 

Me, myself and I
When they look at the urban dictionary under ultrasecret cool you know what pops up?!? ME, MYSELF AND I!!
ultrasecret cool by d.t.v. December 26, 2020

ultrafuckless 

A state of absolute freedom from caring about the outcome of something, of not giving a fuck.
It suddenly hit me that being utterly ultrafuckless at work was the key to my happiness and that expressing the truth is all that matters.

ultrafuckjob

The absolute ultimate fuckjob, one of being entirely disregarded, an aggressive and inhumane act of devaluation.
After enduring another pitiable ultrafuckjob at work, I made the decision to turn the tables and become truly ultrafuckless.
ultrafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

ultrafuckworthy 

When something is deeply and seriously worth caring about.
My life with my beautiful soul mate and our remaining years together fall under the category of ultrafuckworthy.

UltraSurf 

A downloadable Internet proxy program that is the bane of high school Internet filters everywhere.

UltraSurf originated in 2003 as an anti-censorship program for Chinese Internet users. Its use in high schools began in 2008, but it exploded into popularity in early 2009 and quickly became a major issue for high schools, who are used to blocking traditional Internet-based proxies.

UltraSurf is perhaps best known for the golden lock icon that appears in the bottom right corner of the screen while the program is in use. Students will sometimes hide this movable icon behind the taskbar because it is so easily visible to teachers and administrators.

UltraSurf is almost impossible to block on school campuses because it is a downloadable program run off of a USB flash drive instead of a website that can be blocked through a filter. Like traditional proxies, it is used primarily to gain access to Facebook, Youtube, and other commonly blocked websites.

"Nerdy" students may gain instant popularity by proliferating the program to more popular students, though results may vary.
UltraSurf is so mainstream these days that even my teacher uses it to get on Facebook during lunch.

It's funny how the computer geeks became popular overnight just because they introduced those preps to UltraSurf.
UltraSurf by Proxy master May 18, 2009

Ultrasack 

The action of hitting a man in their balls so hard that they will

1) Swell up to 50 times their size and suffocate them.
2)Fall off and die.
Dude, I kicked Sean so hard i was an Ultrasack.
Ultrasack by Straight O. G. April 20, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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