UltraFuck

A verb expressing the deepest sexual desires of a person whom they want to fuck above all others, but they know that pigs will sprout wings before they even get to meet them let alone fuck them.

*whilst fucking*

Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?

Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.

Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?

Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.

Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?

Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…

Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.

Guy: Yes exactly.

Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?

Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!

UltraFuck by LordOfTheHoles December 26, 2021

ultrafuckless 

A state of absolute freedom from caring about the outcome of something, of not giving a fuck.

It suddenly hit me that being utterly ultrafuckless at work was the key to my happiness and that expressing the truth is all that matters.

ultrafuckless by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

ultrafuckjob

The absolute ultimate fuckjob, one of being entirely disregarded, an aggressive and inhumane act of devaluation.

After enduring another pitiable ultrafuckjob at work, I made the decision to turn the tables and become truly ultrafuckless.

ultrafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

ultrafuckworthy 

When something is deeply and seriously worth caring about.

My life with my beautiful soul mate and our remaining years together fall under the category of ultrafuckworthy.

ultrafuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

Ultrafication 

To ultraficate is to make fun of some sentence or expression that have just been said by using funny or sarcasitic voice. You use ultrafication when you are trying to strike back in conversation and you don't want to think of something cool to say so you just repeat the last sentence or few words that previous speaker said and you make it sound like it's being said by stupid sarcastic monkey.

" Call me Joe The Killer. "
" <ultrafication> Call me Joe The Killer! </ultrafication> Who do you think you are? "

Ultrafication by bubblination May 31, 2012

Ultrasack 

The action of hitting a man in their balls so hard that they will

1) Swell up to 50 times their size and suffocate them.
2)Fall off and die.

Dude, I kicked Sean so hard i was an Ultrasack.

Ultrasack by Straight O. G. April 20, 2011

UltraFace 

When a group of 5-20 people or cybertronians are in an orgy.

"Hey you wanna go UltraFace with me and some others?"

UltraFace by Elitaone January 8, 2021