by okted February 14, 2012
A verb expressing the deepest sexual desires of a person whom they want to fuck above all others, but they know that pigs will sprout wings before they even get to meet them let alone fuck them.
*whilst fucking*
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
by LordOfTheHoles December 26, 2021