Ultrafucked
Ultrafucked by okted February 14, 2012
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ultrafuckless
It suddenly hit me that being utterly ultrafuckless at work was the key to my happiness and that expressing the truth is all that matters.
ultrafuckless by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019
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ultrafuckjob
The absolute ultimate fuckjob, one of being entirely disregarded, an aggressive and inhumane act of devaluation.
After enduring another pitiable ultrafuckjob at work, I made the decision to turn the tables and become truly ultrafuckless.
ultrafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019
ultrafuckworthy
My life with my beautiful soul mate and our remaining years together fall under the category of ultrafuckworthy.
ultrafuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019
mk ultra fucked
When you are so so so un fucking believably fucked,.. that you may as well have been kidnapped and are being experimented upon.. ala mk ultra secret us nazi government program. Also describes a heighted state of paranoia, fear and quite possibly delusion.
mk ultra fucked by Porkyjewlovingtwo March 23, 2016
UltraFuck
A verb expressing the deepest sexual desires of a person whom they want to fuck above all others, but they know that pigs will sprout wings before they even get to meet them let alone fuck them.
*whilst fucking*
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
UltraFuck by LordOfTheHoles December 26, 2021
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