upturd
when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants
Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.
Related Words
UPTUC • ninja uptuck • up tuck • Up Tuck and Run • upfuck • upfucked • upfuckery • upstuck • untuck • Upfuckachuck
untuck
Expression used by drag queens to describe the act of detaching/unwind their genitals that were hidden between their legs to give the illusion of a more feminine look. Often held in place with duct tape or tight underwear.
untuck by hellcatspangled October 18, 2017
upfuckery
Windows Upfuckingdate
When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014