upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006

upfucked

same as fucked up but the wrong way around obviously

This is upfucked!!!!

by Lucifer_Lectur June 12, 2003

upfucked

when you are so fucked up that when you try to tell someone you accidentally say it backwards

Babe i'm upfucked. (followed by Babe laughing at me for 10 minutes)

by kittenonedge March 21, 2022

upfuckery

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.

"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"

by Mu Cow January 29, 2008

unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

by Rick August 11, 2003

Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016

Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

by One dude. May 21, 2009