Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

by Gaboantsa August 30, 2014

Putin

Putin

Putin

by Gaboantsa November 04, 2022

furriend

Somebody that has a cat says to somebody that has another cat something like "you have a cute cat", and the other one replies "thank you furriend"; A friend with furr.

Cat owner one: "You have a cute cat"
Cat owner two: "Thank you furriend"

by Gaboantsa November 24, 2023

Puteen

Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.

Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 04, 2022

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 05, 2022

Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

Bestesterest

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.

Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.

by Gaboantsa December 04, 2022