Bestesterest

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.

Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.

by Gaboantsa December 03, 2022

windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 02, 2016

telephone marriage

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.

Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"

by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011

Putin

Putin

Putin

by Gaboantsa November 04, 2022

WeTube

WeTube is the name that YouTube should have, because of their greed and low payment to the partners, that might start to earn some money on their channel's advertisements only after reaching 1000 subscribers, and when the partners reach 4000 watch hours or 10 million shorts views.

YouTube: We are the ones who earn first from the advertising on your videos. We are WeTube

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2023

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 04, 2022