Gaboantsa's definitions

Puteen

Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.

Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

telephone marriage

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.

Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"

by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011

Putin

Putin

Putin

by Gaboantsa November 4, 2022

Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

Moldania

A new country after unification of (Rupublic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
No, I am from Moldania

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012

Bestesterest

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.

Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.

by Gaboantsa December 3, 2022