Gaboantsa's definitions
Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.
by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011
Get the telephone marriagemug. When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014
Get the Windows Upfuckingdatemug. Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.
"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.
by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011
Get the samsungermug. WeTube is the name that YouTube should have, because of their greed and low payment to the partners, that might start to earn some money on their channel's advertisements only after reaching 1000 subscribers, and when the partners reach 4000 watch hours or 10 million shorts views.
by Gaboantsa April 30, 2023
Get the WeTubemug. 
"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"
by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016
Get the masterbatingmug. Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.
by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012
Get the windousmug.