Urban Dictionary: upfuck

Top definition

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

by chillin2long June 04, 2003

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by Francesco II March 20, 2021

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

by JCrac December 07, 2006

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

by fleneneh September 07, 2010

After a blow job the act of a girl throwing up the cum.

Dan: Gosh man Jill sucked my dick so good last night but then had an up fuck of my cum
Jimmy: Damn

by TaylorGangOrDie November 28, 2012

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

by Tard Ferguson July 13, 2018

The spray that is kicked up by cars, after it rains, causing you to use your wipers in an annoying fashion

by Cameronh77 July 18, 2019