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To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

upfuck by chillin2long June 4, 2003

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upfuck

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

upfuck by JCrac December 7, 2006

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upfuck

when you are caused to throw up sperm.

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

upfuck by fleneneh September 7, 2010

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Upfuck

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

Upfuck by Tard Ferguson July 13, 2018

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upfuck

A sexual position in which a standing male fucks a woman who is being hoisted, with no external supports (eg, walls), up to waist level.

"Hey Johnny, what's up?" asked Jane.
"My penis. Let's go upfuck, right here, right now."

upfuck by AJ Kim December 3, 2003

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UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

UPFUCK TIME by MightyO May 16, 2008

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Unfuckupable

Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.

Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.

Unfuckupable by BigLue February 11, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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