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upfuckery 

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.
"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"
upfuckery by Mu Cow January 29, 2008
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upfuckery 

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.

We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.
upfuckery by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

Upfuckery 

The past tense of "I fucked up"

Used for a subject who fucked up, but "fucked up" doesn't fit grammatically.
"at least he was aware of his upfuckery"

"Oh man, they did a huge upfuckery"
Upfuckery by Avabackwardsisava February 4, 2025
Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.
Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker
unfucker by Jacstar June 9, 2016

Be An Unfucker 

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.
Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.
Be An Unfucker by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

unfuckerize

To un-fuck-it-up regardless of culprit. To take something broken or completely messed up and make it better.
I will have to unfuckerize my car before my Dad sees it.

Remember to remove the word unfuckerize from emails prior to forwarding to clients.
unfuckerize by Shacharlyn December 20, 2016
/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
unfucker by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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