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Twoinker 

Taking a sharp turn on a car and hit a middle age women while proceeding to pussy fuck her until she bleeds.
I made a twoinker last night while I was high on crack.
Twoinker by BigDickDerrick6969 April 19, 2022
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Twinkerbell 

"Twink" is commonly used to describe young gay airheads, equivelent of a blonde bimbo. "Twinkerbell" goes on to further label an evolution of the stereotype that minces around in fairy outfits at the slightest excuse claiming it to only be "a good laff". Often these types are in denial about their true sexuality.
Chris always goes to fancy dress parties in a little pink fairy dress saying it's a "good laff and you have to do something different don't you? What do you mean 'indicative of a paternal freudian fixation'? Are you saying my bum looks big in this?"
Twinkerbell by Billy Scroggins September 10, 2005
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Thoinker 

A King size joint stuffed with 3+ grams of top shelf piff
Jose gucci just stole my woman and smoked a Thoinker with her:(
Thoinker by Josegvcci May 13, 2016
One who provides valuable goods to youth esp. beginning players of a game
"DanMan34's a total fucking twinker."
twinker by David Allison August 21, 2003
the receiver in anal sex between a consensual homosexual couple involving a fairy and a bear.
When asking questions about his relationship with his boyfriend, david beckham claimed he was the twinker of the couple.
twinker by beargirl August 25, 2009
Someone who is both a twink and a tweaker
He does drugs and he likes it up the ass, he’s a twinker.
Twinker by Magictropics October 31, 2020
a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
twonker by plack_uk March 23, 2005
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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