pie-in-london

a pie made or travelling to london, frequently on trains or buses for obscure reasons. Usually a snack for people with glasses.

Look at that pie-in-london! Someone must have deserted it. Maybe I wont eat it, it doesnt look nice

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005