twonker 

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

twonker by plack_uk March 23, 2005

Twonker 

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

Twonker by Britrishslanglady March 7, 2020

Twonker 

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

Twonker by DomCornerLeone July 3, 2008

twonker 

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

twonker by Squid December 12, 2004

twonker 

one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina

Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might

twonker by Bob Hope February 28, 2005

twonker 

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

twonker by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

twonker 

A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.

I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.

twonker by fartfartfarter June 14, 2008