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This word refers to people whose creativity reaches its highest peak when one's in the bathroom, especially when sitting on a toilet.
"I didn't know how to begin my essay when i'm sitting in front of my laptop; but once I sit on the toilet, it just came to me."
"wow you are such a toinker"
toinker by shinee233 May 1, 2014
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Tinkerbelle 

A dreamy, whimsical fairy-like person.
Look Tinkerbelle is coming over.
Tinkerbelle by I, Wreckerrr August 24, 2020
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WISHFUL THINKER 

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.
I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.
WISHFUL THINKER by lastword2 April 14, 2008

tinkerbell wannab 

Tinkerbell wannabs, are known for ruing peoples lives. And are also known for being bitches.
Omg, did you know that Emily, Becky and their crew are tinkerbell wannabs?
tinkerbell wannab by WG thugette September 24, 2005

tinkerbitch 

An overly conceited person who shouldn't be.
"Oh, my god. Mike is such a tinkerbitch."
tinkerbitch by hardxcore June 26, 2006

tinker-donkey 

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.
The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.
tinker-donkey by nick4279 March 12, 2008
n. The male genitalia; penis
"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

tonker by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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